More upsets: a good guest column!

@UpstateUnderdog: He was really rushing off for that shower.

Don't you mean that he chose "deal" and sold his case, losing out on the million? Ah, whatever, I root for people to fail on that show, so this makes me happy.

@preciousroy: She's the red-haired one, I believe.

@Weed Against Speed: No one circles the wagons like Chris Berman's temper.

You're with me, F-Bomb.

The thing is, I was ready to give the Giants a good chance until they started talking trash like crazy. Hasn't anyone learned yet that trash-talking the Patriots never works? Jesus!

Look out! That zeppelin is crashing in the background!

This is the same NFL that just gave the Giants two nine-home-game seasons in a row. I'm thinking we should stop being surprised.

@Yostal: Why not? That dude was hilario!

The Yankees can have her, as far as I'm concerned.

What is with Jones' quote? "It's an honor to get traded for such a highly talented pitcher as Bedard is. He's one of the best. Last year he finished up as arguably one of the top candidates for the Cy Young. He's that good, so for me it's an honor. You know, I like Seattle, but if I am in Baltimore, as I think now I…

Was that last line even in English?

Will looks more like his dad than I think any other human in the history of creation has ever looked like their dad. And yet he still looks more like the love child of James Spader and Dave Foley than he does like his dad.

Martin Lawrence played for the 1950 Cleveland Browns?

Zodiac, of all movies? Interesting choice.

Cuban's specific complaint is clearly silly; is every blogger who uses a short quote from a magazine article in violation of that magazine's intellectual property rights? I doubt he would argue that (has he never written a blog entry that quoted someone else in any way?).

How do you think you have an outbreak of herpes, but it turns out to be nothing? Did half the school just get unfortunately-located pimples for a week?

Every Tuesday until the end of the NFL season? (a) No; (b) It's Wednesday.

@Windier E. Megatons: Or, "conceding" the division. Because when you're making fun of someone's sentence structure, it's always good to use the wrong word.