I attend college basketball games regularly, and there are TONS of little kids there, I assume that’s true of NBA games, as well. I’m definitely not a prude, and I’m not a parent, but I think parents should be able to take little kids to a basketball game and not have to worry about them seeing bare ass twerking in…

She should be able to trot around with her butt out at a family-friendly event; Americans could stand to be less prudish.

No, that’s just what happens when a studio audience is present and funny things are said/done in front of them.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

Aero engineer here. The simple answer is power density and weight of batteries. Keep in mind that you have to generate enough lift to carry them, in addition to the plane, cargo, and passengers. Given a relatively fixed speed, that means somehow dramatically increasing the coefficient of lift. You can do it for…

... which will maybe make your company re-evaluate sending you on all those flights, which is the point. I don’t know about your job, but at mine a lot of the flying people do is for purposes that could pretty easily be done over videoconferencing.

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

l, Robot is kind of fun in a stupid way

NBA: Bends over backwards and gets down on their knees to make China feel better after a GM expresses support for Hong Kong.

>In this case blizzard had a set of rules and regulations they clearly set out in a clause.

Thank you sir, for being the perfect example of everything wrong with the internet and the modern general populace. I shall refer back to this whenever I have any doubt.

Speaking as someone who teaches the discipline, you strike me as the sort of person who comes into my 100-level courses declaring themselves “a WRITER” and then drops the second I apply a few lower-level corrections to your atrocious grammar and syntax—without ever bothering to look at the higher-order concerns with…

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…