I gave you the star now be safe 

I really can’t believe how unbelievably stupid these have gotten (and mostly were from the beginning). People trying to one up strangers on the internet for quite literally pointless likes/hearts/stars.

It’s a car website, we have to hate bikes. it’s the law.

What Transformers movie was that from?

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

‘sup, bro? Let’s hang...

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

I’m waiting with baited breath for the inevitable moment when O’Keefe gets slapped with federal charges relating to fraud and embezzlement.  Because there’s no effing way the videos he produces cost the millions he’s supposedly been drawing from his backers for his work.  I have no proof, except for what seems to be a…

Remember, republicans are obsessed with “voter fraud” because THEY AREN’T THE MAJORITY ANYMORE! Everything they do is about that. And of course any chance they get to bully sexual minorities, they are going to take. I hope that one day this O’Queef loser sets up the wrong person and gets himself killed in the process.…

Erin: Could a dysfunctional country test large space rockets?

Most of them are falling flat for me.

Tread carefully with those puns.

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

I think I covered that point with “It’s absolutely reprehensible and clearly a criminal act...”.

If you aren’t familiar with daily struggles associated with severe ASD, you aren’t familiar with the hopelessness and desperation that can push a parent to do things like this. I am not defending dangerous “protocols” and what is essentially the abuse of a disabled person. It’s absolutely reprehensible and clearly a…

Are you trolling or do you really believe that? 

“Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history…

It was a great piece. Also a problem with the way history is taught is how we center white people and institutions as solving America’s racial injustices. Shit like “Lincoln freed the slaves” and “the Supreme Court ended segregation in schools.