Remember what Leo Takes a Look just said, “Brands are not your friends.”

He just made his grandmother frameous.

What a disgusting offense against god, humanity and any sense at all of what’s right.

That is the worst acting performance by a Brooks since The Life of Chris Gaines.

I don’t understand how Nintendo keeps getting away with their archaic account system and policies, and making people rebuy the same old VC games. It’s 2017 and they still don’t have a proper unified account system.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Subaru regards the BRZ as a niche car. In its best year, it sold fewer than 10,000 (more with the Toyota/Scions added in, yes, but still not a lot). Adding a turbo version will make a niche of a niche. The WRX engine won’t fit, so that would mean building an engine for this one specific low-volume vehicle— an engine…

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Exactly. He could have recited an ee Cummings poem and take a shit on his desk and the preorders would still come flooding in.

BUILD IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

CoD: Class Warfare.

Free-for-all in Shipment, 60 players.

It’s almost infuriating how much they don’t get it.
But that’s OK, no one under the age of 40 gives enough of a shit about domestic vehicles anymore, and that number isn't likely to rise.

Yeah, I’m trading it in. The endgame is not fun, PvP is a broken mess of overpowered cheesers thrown together with people just trying to scratch up to a respectable level without forgoing their entire lives, and the daily missions are literally just repeating what I spent hours getting through to get to endgame. I’d…

Atlanta Braves : Hey, at least we’re not the Philies.

Oh look. Aston made another Aston that looks exactly like all the other Astons.

You have to stick with the manly man’s Gawker properties narrative: Deadspin and Jalopnik are Good Blogs Frequented By Manly Men Who Have Disdain For Nerds, Geeks, Women, Liberal Hipsters, The Gays And SJWs.

Getting a “Perfect” on the corkscrew in Forza 6 is among my life’s greatest achievements.
#wastedlife

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

In America, 2 tons is correctly refereed to as one Rosie Odonnell.