That person is a monster. 

This is how brotha man from Martin would rob a gas station.

I like cocoa butter, and coconut body butter. I just want to avoid ashyness.

I think you meant “Set it Up,” 2018's cutest rom-com, not “Set it Off,” a 1996 movie with Jada Pinkett-Smith, Vivica Fox, and Queen Latifah.

I sat next to one on a cross-country flight recently...departed at 6:30am, so I was in total zombie mode and got seated next to some yoga / clean eating fanatic who had BEEN UP SINCE 3 AND WAS HYPERALERT and talking non-stop about her morning routine. She also pulled one of those giant bags of carrots - the like 5-lb…

Peet’s can get it... 

This is why I started to shower at night again. My husband is not a morning person, and will never skip a shower in the a.m. The onus is always on me to cut corners while getting ready if we’re running behind. Yet, he is the one we’re usually waiting on despite getting myself AND my son ready??????? He takes the night…

God, this. Wake up, wash and dress self, make breakfast for child, cajole child to eat breakfast, listen to ten minute tantrum about how child doesn’t want to go to preschool today, make some semblance of a healthy lunch for child to take to school, fight with child about the necessity of wearing clothes to school…

This. So much this. I guarantee all these “high-achievers” also have “high-incomes” that allow them the luxury of being able to choose what they want to do in the morning.

I need proof that these habits of over-achievement actually result in some sort of actual achievement. And having a tidy home or clear skin does not qualify.

These people, if they have children, have nannies to get their kids ready. For those of us with little kids and no nannies, the “morning routine” is either taken up with begging a child to get out of bed or being woken up before dawn by a child you want to sleep in for fucking once.  Then it’s lots of crying and…

I worry that she got a notification about the orange muenster undoing all of the gouda work from the previous administration. 

Oh, gosh. Now I’m worried for you Rebecca and what will happen when you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory.

I have no answers, only cheese. 

But that’s not how it really went.
Warren shared a story about how her own family was so bigoted they opposed the marriage of her parents, because one of them was distantly related to native Americans.

She never used it for advancement. When U Penn hired her, they had to fill out a 10+ page form explained why they had…

Speaking as an aboriginal it at least partly because who is or isn’t Native American is a major bone of contention inside the community itself. Technically most tribal affiliations will go by blood quantum but many people feel that is an artificial white man’s standard. There is also the fact that many were left off…

And yet when I tweet my doctor for a refill on Xans, he tells me “get some help” and “I have a PhD in econometrics, I’m not that kind of doctor.” 

I heard Panama is scared of spiders, flip-flops, and zip codes that are prime numbers.  Pass it on.

they’re gossiping like a group of 8 grade, mean girls.

The best piece of advice I got that I don’t think has been said yet: