Some of these places won’t hire smart kids because they know you’ll notice the problems with how stuff is run.

Seriously; who ungreyed you?

I think the biggest misconception out there is that getting retail or food service jobs are easy. I got evicted a couple years ago and moved in with my uncle. Keep in mind that I actually had a job and was working 30-40 hours a week, just not a high paying one. But my uncle wanted me out of his house (my aunt was the…

Tomorrow’s headline: “Bemused Brit Gets Job At White House, US Reverts Back To Thirteen Colonies Midnight Tonight.”

Maybe I should use these powers for good and try for a concierge job at Trump Tower.

Identifying locations of stock photos from Chicago is becoming a new favorite hobby. This McDonald’s is located at Chicago and State :)

One summer when I was 15 and got a work permit, I tried a bit to get a job in retail hell. Nobody hired me. My mom was like, “Why you looking for a job? You need to be focused on other stuff.”

I just generally want ciara to win. 

lmao I am so grateful to you for translating wtf I read

Unimpressed pug for scale.

YES. My family is horrible. And yet even the people who’ve had a front row seat to their insanity and toxicity sometimes say to me “when are you going to pick up the phone and call them again?” Never. They think it’s a grudge you’re holding, but it has nothing to do with that. Watching Meghan’s father get paid for his…

Unless you combine it with the “Royals all secretly HATE Meghan” conspiracy and they’re letting him live to cause her grief.

If I had a dollar every time some well-meaning asshole said, “You should be nice to your mom.” I’d be a millionaire. In my mom’s world, “nice” is never, ever contradicting her narcissistic, bipolar, boundary-smashing, emotionally abusive bullshit and that is never going to happen. Fuck making strangers happy at the…

From what I’ve seen of that side of her family, he’d let some tabloids listen in on the conversation. I have no doubt the “exclusive” was sold to the highest bidder a while ago

He’s accepting money for these interviews and that’s probably the part that hurts her most, if you really care don’t take the money and say something simple to a classy publication like “I really miss my daughter and haven’t been able to speak to her, I hope she contacts me soon so I can apologize to her for…

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

NOOOOO!!! If she called him, he’d probably record it and then go on yet another press tour talking about her calling him. If he really cared anything about her, he’d stop all this nonsense. He just wants to sell her out.

Did enjoy how Trump thinks he got special access to the Queen because she said “it’s a complex problem” because he’s too thick to understand in the UK that it was most likely used in the dismissive sense of talking to someone you don’t want to talk to anymore but it’d be impolite to say piss off you drunken sod.

Can this be reproduced in a small size (maybe 5 inches tall) so we can buy them in bulk and start mailing them to the White House?

Trump has again attacked London mayor Sadiq Khan (presumably because he’s upset about the blimp), blaming him for (personally, apparently) “allowing millions and millions of people to come into Europe” and falsely linking this to the recent crime wave in London.