No cardboard box should have better teeth than me! Die vile creature!

The only reason my computer would weep is because of the ending. Hey-oh!

Maybe this could help you understand

Well if you don't find it creepy that's fine, but when most people see eyes and a smile like that, they tend to think there's something wrong going on behind them.

(Happy Meal Mascot photoshopped out for your sanity.)

we didnt get the pokemon toys D: stupid world cup bumped them

Their mascot is the stuff of nightmares ;-; He's everywhere!

It's not even the Champion edition.

I'll wait for the HD remix.

So bad even his mask is frowning

The worst box-art ever!

well EX is one more then DX so more for your money!

Still not as good as Game of the Year Edition: 10 Out of 10: Batman: Arkham City.

FIFA.

I'll wait for the Game of the Year edition.

"So EA wants us to know FIFA has feelings."

Related: 4,000 migrant workers set to die for FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

Fuck FIFA. And thank you John Oliver for providing a video I can now link instead of having to explain this again and again.

I usually didn't listen to music while refueling. Actually, I would lay and scream the lyrics from songs I liked so loud, I could hear them over my noise-cancelling, noiseblocker headset. All because nobody could hear me.

I spent the whole article waiting for him to confess that he listens to smooth jazz while guiding the probe in.