Oh man, I am officially donning the "Douche of the Day" cap and will sit in the corner through the weekend. I may even write "I will not post douchey comments on Sploid without proper research" on my whiteboard 100 times. While I've never had an issue with GIFs on this site, I just realized that Richmansgrits was…

Richmansgrits is correct. Most shoddy video players never work on this site, I constantly have to open google and search for the video. Only ones that work are youtube embeds for some reason. Yes i use win 8.1, yes i use Chrome, yes i have a bitchen PC and a bitchen fast internet.

That's not bravery or balls of steel. What happened is that his legs are paralyzed in fear while his left arm just wants to get the hell out of there.

LOL so very true. They sure are quiet about him right now though since he is getting spurred harder than a bullheaded jack ass.

In the old school commerical they showed a guy shooting a sumo wrestler in the stomach, thinking I could do the same thing I shot my sister in the gut, that quickly became a problem as she crumpled forward on the ground in pain and the resulting welt stayed for weeks. I got grounded for a week, but after that I always…

This might be the worst fav apps of the week posts.

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The Lebron app...is this really a notable mention?

Funny you say that. At one time we found 500 bottles in a crawl space under my house that were used for bootlegging during prohibition. (No joke. They were wrapped in 1920s newspapers). We had that collection for like a year, and when I was gone one summer, my mom sold them in bulk to an antique dealer for $2 a…

The original Super Soakers (like the first run of the 30/50/100/200) had metal gaskets so anything corrosive like bleach would have destroyed it.

I'm not sure how the pure bleach thing worked, but I would guess people didn't want to discolor the guns. I knew a crazy kid who filled one with ink though. Ruined all sorts of things...

Super Soaker cps 2000.

I'll take "dinky" over "so bulky it has a legitimate tactical disadvantage"...

I get why people who grew up with them dig the older models, but honestly the frames just look a little DINKY to me.

The SS 50.

And the oh s*** moment when it finally quit shooting to the right and up by a foot and just quit shooting.

I love how the older ones felt like "real guns" when you were a kid compared to the extremeness they turned into.

My SS50 lasted more summers than all the new ones I ever got, still at my grandparents lake house and works, plus the top turns into a grenade that totally doesn't hurt when you throw it at each other.

SPLOID - Your use if animated Gifs and shoddy video links should be addressed. Load time for your pages is never ending.
Stop with shitty video links (Especially, corporate designed video players). half of them never load, the other half take so long to load, I usually just Google the topic and watch the video…

We all know how he learned that trick...