PotatoSexMachine
PotatoSexMachine
PotatoSexMachine

"but VR is a technology that is clearly begging for 4K."

Its gotta be the natural stuff though. The manufactured stuff seems so "plastic".

If we find plastic rocks on other planets, that contain no form of human life... then what's that say about Earths future?

Granite countertops are so last season! Plastiglomerate ftw!

Is that Tonka Truck Yellow?

Yeah, that's the one thing I really hate about this update. I use the maximize button all the time. I very, very rarely ever go to full screen mode.

EAT OFF THE PAST: NOW IN BLUE, YELLOW, AND "GAME BOY"

it sounds like a nice legacy to me. what if we found plastic rocks on some other planet? that'd be amazing news. now someone will always know we were here. and who are you to tell me what to be ashamed of?

Well...after a few million years, maybe the stuff will be highly prized for "kitchen counters."

absolutely wonderful commercial. but I still have no reason to buy an actual printer.

I wake up sweating in the middle of the night, terrified that I post comments using "plains" instead of "planes."

Great planes. Crappy boats:

This super hornet is prettier

It's not even the Champion edition.

I'll wait for the HD remix.

FIFA.

"So EA wants us to know FIFA has feelings."

Related: 4,000 migrant workers set to die for FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

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Fuck FIFA. And thank you John Oliver for providing a video I can now link instead of having to explain this again and again.