Super Meat Boys?

...
There's always one.

ohhhhh now i get why it's called (th)Rust

Ok, I admit I kind of lost it at "Come out with your penis up, and we will not harm you!"

What were they thinking? Net balls are only effective on bug types.

OUTTATHAWAY LOSERS!

This guy makes the mistake of trying to catch this thing with a net, rather than a bottle of Coca Cola.

Better hope they don't try to emulate a pregnant rhino.

Related:

I will just leave it here....

can't blame them

From this day forth, on the off chance I ever have sex again, I will always yell out IT'S BONNER TIME! before intercourse.

I will keep Kotaku updated on the results.

Slow news day huh?

Let's see...
Porn comments on Kotaku....


and...

Unbeknownst to most historians, the Bonner Party set out several years before their more famous counterparts, but befell similar conditions. This resulted in the first known usage of the phrase "eat a dick" in the American lexicon.

Still my all-time favorite

Some short browsing on my part got me:
"Death By Poontah...."
"Theres 4 men there but she fucks a cat shows how demented japan is"
"It's Chinese people that made this hot yet fucked up video so guy that hates furries shut up."

What the actual fuck