Bullshit. Turn in your man card and go hang out at a hair salon.
Hello, real man here. Nice hair can be important. Yes, it's changeable. But nice hair can still make a woman more attractive.
Makes me wonder how long it would take for someone to build a LEGO Spaceballs One.
So does he win the free blowjob, not that the contest is still going, wink wink nudge nudge.
Jailbroken, and no computer to upgrade with (also waiting for tweaks to update.)
Underlining his cockpit*.
I've got a 7 foot spaceship for you.
Since we're going to keep on posting these I'll keep on replying to them saying we need a version of this reading Kotaku comments, or possibly Patricia Hernandez and Luke Plunkett posts.