PotatoSexMachine
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PotatoSexMachine

so does this.


This would be why.

I dont know why but it kind of looks like the face of Ninja Turtle.

Bullshit. Turn in your man card and go hang out at a hair salon.

Hello, real man here. Nice hair can be important. Yes, it's changeable. But nice hair can still make a woman more attractive.

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Makes me wonder how long it would take for someone to build a LEGO Spaceballs One.

So does he win the free blowjob, not that the contest is still going, wink wink nudge nudge.

Bioware has a terrible track record of putting real people in video games.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Jailbroken, and no computer to upgrade with (also waiting for tweaks to update.)

Underlining his cockpit*.

I've got a 7 foot spaceship for you.

Since we're going to keep on posting these I'll keep on replying to them saying we need a version of this reading Kotaku comments, or possibly Patricia Hernandez and Luke Plunkett posts.

Yes.