♫ C - T - E, watch me explode ♫

It's a shame that Marcus Bachmann couldn't get to him in time.

Lyin King

I thought pirates only covered one eye?

[rubs Jesse's head like Henry Hill after his first arrest in Goodfellas.]

If you're taking requests, I would love to see this same graphic with the previous, say, 30 Super Bowl champions.

I fuckin love Walton Goggins.

It keeps getting better and better.

I don't care who gets inducted into the HOF this year.

Four of a kind losing to a straight flush on the river.

I missed this when I was at deer camp.

Four of a kind losing to a straight flush on the river.

Do you have a source for that?

I'm allergic to fish you fuckin asshole.

Are u related 2 Miguel?

Thanks for your contribution.

See kids, this is why you don't go through life with your head up your ass.

I can see where this guy is coming from with this "honorary black guy" stuff though.

If you had ever played in Philly, what do you think your nickname would've been?