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My friends have two Taco Bell dogs and I'm as allergic to them as any other breed. Nothing makes me swell up like a horse does though. I couldn't wear underwear for a week.
/ badoom-tisssss

I would have figured that it would've been Princess Alberta who owned a cock fighting ring.

I just read a report stating he has pain running down his leg. If true, his back problems have worsened to the point that they're affecting his nerves. That ain't good. But, draft away.

He's got what sounds like a ruptured disc in his back. I've had that, and I'm telling you to stay away from him at all costs.

Nice.

Sounds like another case of he said, centaur said.

Raysism?!?!

I'll bet he did it with a single shot.

Ha!

I heard a song by Trapt today. They must be the Kings of Queefcore.

This is something Cobra would do and it would be non-sensical and stupid. It would also add an unneeded and unwanted "u" in there somewhere.

Now it makes sense that he would be so brazen as to accept all that money in plainview.

I like a fair amount their songs. This isn't one of them.

Ruff

Now I want pasta.

A ram's a sheep, and I like sheep.

Nope.

I never would've figured anything of Tiger's would've failed a slump test.