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[dying]

Ha!

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That's good.

You forgot to add "perpetually overrated."

I'm putting together a Twitter campaign for Seal all the way through this bitch.

Oooooo, that's an oversight.

His Female Body Inspector shirt is probably somewhere in Texas.

I can't wait until you're in the throes of Dementia and start telling the same story every day.

"I'm dropping the hammer."

Just close your eyes, and pretend he was running for organ donation.

I really want to respond intelligently, but that's not even Greek.

there will be some 1,700 football players on NFL rosters. There aren't 1,700 men and women combined who are making NFL money by rapping.

First of all, JJ didn't have much of anything to do with LOST after the first season. You can lay the blame of that cock-tease at the feet of Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse (which I still do, and jab Damon on Twitter until this day.)

Maybe I should clarify: We're all a bunch of binge-drinking alcoholics.

Every kind of alcohol you can imagine does better than average sales in the UP.

Holy shit!

McCardell, Smith, Brunell, Fred Taylor, and Tony Boselli.