He's washing lettuce.

RAYsism? Always remember, it's a big RAY, little sism.

Watched it 15 times.

Ha!

"Cyrus The Virus was here."

I love this.

+1

"you.' I meant "you" toggle.

I find it interesting how to toggle between handles, can you elaborate?

Oh for fuck's sake.

Tommy, honest question: It took me several years to understand how good I was at what I do. When did you finally realize, "MOTHERFUCKER's ain't got shit on me?"

I was playing BoDog for a bit after Black Friday, then Summer hit. I started up again for a while before BoDog changed to Bovada (then everything went to Player 1, Player 85) and I got out because I was finally figuring out who the good players were, and they fucked it all to hell.

Is this a place where I can bitch and complain about my online poker suck-outs?

Let's get a little more vague, Matt Kenseth.

Come on, Doug.

WHEW! Not my dad.

Huh. I figured Jerry Richardson would be operating as an SS Corp.

He's not gonna be going deep again for a while!!11!

Testes, testes, one, two.

What it boils down to - for me - is that guns mean different things to different people. I grew up in a rural area and my father was in law enforcement. He put a gun (unloaded, of course) in my hand at a very young age and taught me how to respect its power. I wasn't allowed to actually fire it until I learned how…