He didn't have the balls to show the one he had penned by Bill Clinton that read, "insert slowly."

Ha!

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Well, we can rule out Manti Te'o interning with campus security.

OWWW!

This move is also referred to as The Jerramy.

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meh

Ha!

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I was just about to +1 that.

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Oh yes. I retweeted it also. It just keeps going and going and going and going.

Chipper better watch it, the last man to endorse that particular sunflower seed company was Ron Jeremy.

I probably would have offed myself too if I was forced to sing for Jabba the Hutt and his screeching sidekick.

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