I don't know how it could be articulated any better than that.

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I like it.

Die.

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You think he was pissed at his girlfriend?

Wha.

One woman... had a significant falling out.

My body worked like a 40-year-old Chevy pickup before I hit 30. So, if you're ahead of that pace, you should feel good about it.

That dog is MOTORIN'!

Or else tell me its owner is a black lady and its name is Christian.

Please tell me that dog is Chinese and his name is Cosmo.

I have absolutely no idea how I've never come across this before. Dave Grohl singing Creed's Arms Wide Open. Trust me when I tell you that it's worth a listen.

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I can tell you for certain that whomever is consulting Snyder sure as hell wouldn't even touch the idea of renaming them the "Pigskins."

Nice timing on the post, you sly bastard.