I just found out today that the CEO of Craigslist is my third cousin.

I ran a 4.9 in high school... at like 210 pounds.

Have you ever been timed in a 40? I know it's not your thing, but have you?

However this plays out, it's safe to say that Te'o has already secured his place in Notre Dame's grand tradition of hooey.

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And now I replied to myself. I'm done for now.

Oh man, I had it wrong this whole time.

No, dumb ass. If you want it to be a truly great joke, you must do the following: ?!??111??11!!!!

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...asdf

This chat has been fucking awesome.

As soon as you drink a one quart elixir that contains three parts pickle juice and one part donkey semen.

I'm absorbing Kreskin's answers via osmosis. I'll be his conduit, fire away.

Ha!

[groans] [giggles] [giggles some more]

I hope he didn't get infected. That kind of thing can cause severe wikileaks.

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