I understand sabermetrics enough to know what people are referring to, but beyond that I don't really give a shit. I just need someone to explain to me how RBIs don't mean shit, but Runs Scored are a big deal.

Lose the burner avatar and stick around.

Derivatives... and stuff.

Agreed.

As would I. Make it happen, Dan.

If this means he ends up winning twice, I'll trade their two wins, Genie in the Bottle.

Much like my unabashed love for John (this one's, for John) he's not perfect. His political record is very reminiscent of his career. God bless him. He's divorced (who gives a shit?) He's been okay in his business dealings (who cares?) He's overpopulated the planet with all his horse kids, but I don't care. The…

I didn't see this until just now.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

That's good.

"Deaf and blind and dumb, and born to follow." Let me lay my Holy hands upon you!"

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Not related (on my life): ‏@PARecSpecs

Not all martyrs see divinity, but at least you tried.

I was at Olive Garden the other day, and I had such a hankerin for Oreo's. They didn't have any, fuckers.

And with all of these NFL-related negotiations out of the way, Jerry Richardson puts the Panthers up for sale, and purchases seven NHL franchises to fulfill his life-long dream of fuck-pounding every little person in sports.

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Barry, isn't it "intensive purposes?"

[rays of light shining upwards]

Or, THE WHITEST?