My favorite lyrical abortion of all time is, Europe - The Final Countdown: "We're leaving for Ve-nus, Ve-nus. Maybe they've seen us, seen us."

Amen.

Will you write my obituary?

Gamboa, if you're around tell me about this guy who died. I played hockey against him when I was younger, you must have known him.

Honestly, I MUST HAVE IT. That seriously looks really good, and by the sound of it, a guy would only need a 4-pack.

C-Wood is my second favorite football player in the history of history.

Any pics?

Had to spell it phonetically, your friend obviously has, shall we say, issues.

CUT-LER

Ha, will my AARP card be accepted?

I don't ever remember Kim Kardashian having such an issue when she posted her number, 36 24 36.

Nice.

They'll probably spend the first 20 minutes arguing over who is going to be Mr. Pink.

Ha!

Or Thomas.

Did you see that Quiznos shut down? What the fuck?

It's time for Peyton's first TD. To Decker, preferably.

The Lions looked like shit today. The Packers looked like shit today.

Well, there you go.

Does anyone know if Gamboa saw Stafford's performance today?