This is a sports story, I suppose.
I'm sure RMJ's vasectomy post was great. I'm certain of this because he's a funny sonofabitch and a good storyteller; but I didn't read a word of it, and here's why:
I have the greatest parents anyone could ever ask for. I really do. My parents were pretty old when they had me (mid to late 30's, especially for 1978.) My mother gave up her career as a secretary to raise me. My dad was a County Sheriff, and after he won his first campaign, he never lost.
Have you people been watching March Molasses? This is has been, at this point, a horrendous display of what should be the greatest basketball tournament on Earth.