It’d be shrewd to bury that memory deep.

I’d advise Dez against signing with Washington. He’d just end up getting kicked out of the Mall. 

RG3 is only coming back because when he heard players were “taking a knee” he thought the league was handing out replacements.

Ed Lover was way ahead of his time cheering this guy on.

Or going double deathrattle with several Sylvanus’s (Sylvani?) and coming up against Vustraz the Ancient.

God I hate playing games for fun.

I’m thrilled they’re continuing with support for the single player roguelike mode. It’s what I play most when I boot up Hearthstone now. I hope it will remain free, but if not I’d probably shell out some bucks.

One of my all time favorites, which I hadn’t seen in a decade but randomly decided last week that my girlfriend needed to see for the first time. She was not impressed with Connelly. Made me reconsider the relationship.

Okay, serious question. Why are all these dudes white? Is there some Eastern European gene passed down that excels at moving around heavy shit?

Neymar: “Boy, soccer sure is taxing on my body. I wish I could defer some of this indefinitely. I wonder...”

If he wasn’t so bad at blocking only the people he wanted to see this would have.

Down goes Frazer?

*Kris Kringle puts down paper, shudders*

Refreshing to see a story involving the Vikings and a clap that doesn’t take place on a boat.

No wonder that guy had to use the glitch. Painfully hard to watch him fumble about unable to hit helpless opponents.

Tentacles must be a recessive gene.

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

Is this USMNT defense coached by that Dolphins coach that got fired? Because the slightest sniff from an attacker and that line disappeared.

Glennon would have had to bend over to pick this fruit.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.