I remember that game being a lot of fun and was hoping this game would provide something similar.

Agility of Simone Biles

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

Joule thief!

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Yeah it sucks that he doesn’t get to enjoy all the dopey, endearing memes and fan projects and stuff made in appreciation of him. I remember he was always well-liked and got great fan mail, but he died not having any idea he would be this beloved, even by later generations. He’d be too humble to let it go to his head…

damn hard to believe someone who voted for trump isn't bright enough to discern extremely obvious sarcasm 

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Tell that to the thousands of Jawas I slaughtered in Super Star Wars. History is written by the winners and I won. My 16-bit Luke was a hero.

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

There are a lot of ways that could’ve gone wrong. His footwork is the real key here. He keeps his left foot down once the hit occurs and pivots with the trajectory of the pizza so it doesn’t land on his shirt, fall to the ground or get scalded with grease. He then backs it up to let the momentum of the pizza do the…

(whispers into ear) Hail Zlatan

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

We regret to inform you that CowShit Man is racist.

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The Rockets: