Look, I already got enough of watching an athlete lose a competition while caring not a single bit that he’s just flinging his balls all over the place. I watched Cutler and the Dolphins this weekend.

Fin.

I’m not much for superlatives, but being in the totality of the eclipse was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I struggle with how to describe it. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take video. I stood for a minute thirty, mouth agape. Whatever distance people traveled to be in the path, it was worth it. I was…

I’ve got my own system that I think generates some pretty good passwords, and since you only have to remember the system, it’s easy to stay consistent. I realize this is a /coolstorybro, but, meh. It’s a combination custom alphabet key-shift.

Do you completely ignore your theoretical NFL team until it makes the NFC or AFC championship?

And here I thought we’d reached our yearly quota of Juices that never should have been released with that Silicon Valley startup.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Trickery is the only way they’re going to fill that stadium on Sundays, too.

/writer literally researches origin of term

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

Not a bad strategy, banking on the execution order getting intercepted.

For the low price of $39.99

When you’re so twisted horny you’ll take down any game in front of you.

Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.

If only the guy had seen the sticker on Rob Ryan’s van:

Might as well be random people dancing since any and all voices are just covered up with music.

Dempsey-Yedlin? Nagbe had two key touches in there.

Clearly “Plopped It” instead of “Flopped It”

He’s not reacting well, either.

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...