*Kris Kringle puts down paper, shudders*

Refreshing to see a story involving the Vikings and a clap that doesn’t take place on a boat.

No wonder that guy had to use the glitch. Painfully hard to watch him fumble about unable to hit helpless opponents.

Tentacles must be a recessive gene.

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

Is this USMNT defense coached by that Dolphins coach that got fired? Because the slightest sniff from an attacker and that line disappeared.

Glennon would have had to bend over to pick this fruit.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.

Look, I already got enough of watching an athlete lose a competition while caring not a single bit that he’s just flinging his balls all over the place. I watched Cutler and the Dolphins this weekend.

Fin.

I’m not much for superlatives, but being in the totality of the eclipse was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I struggle with how to describe it. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take video. I stood for a minute thirty, mouth agape. Whatever distance people traveled to be in the path, it was worth it. I was…

I’ve got my own system that I think generates some pretty good passwords, and since you only have to remember the system, it’s easy to stay consistent. I realize this is a /coolstorybro, but, meh. It’s a combination custom alphabet key-shift.

Do you completely ignore your theoretical NFL team until it makes the NFC or AFC championship?

And here I thought we’d reached our yearly quota of Juices that never should have been released with that Silicon Valley startup.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Trickery is the only way they’re going to fill that stadium on Sundays, too.

/writer literally researches origin of term

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

Not a bad strategy, banking on the execution order getting intercepted.

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