When you’re so twisted horny you’ll take down any game in front of you.

Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.

If only the guy had seen the sticker on Rob Ryan’s van:

Might as well be random people dancing since any and all voices are just covered up with music.

Dempsey-Yedlin? Nagbe had two key touches in there.

Clearly “Plopped It” instead of “Flopped It”

He’s not reacting well, either.

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

Ya know, this Pulisic kid could really devel..GIVE HIM THE BALLON D’OR ALREADY

Usually when Draymond kicks a ball out below the rim it involves the opposition.

Could not be a more polar opposite first impression to RPS’s. Interesting.

I guess the recent weeks have shown us how far his hatred of things wtih a pH lower than 7 goes, with all the bomb threats to Jewish centers. But, Kawhi, it’s spelled “hasidic”, man.

MORDWAR!

He doesn’t matter if he doesn’t affect the play.

You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

FOX Sports or some other Big Sports channel started, either last season or two ago, started to artificially add a THWUP sound every time an NFL receiver caught a pass during highlights. It’s fucking awful.

Atlanta spectators, always getting dogged on. Like that time Michael Vick decided to just open all the cages at once.

Light(weight)cycles, disc wars, unexplained crashes. Where’s Tron when you need him?

We at least know Cutler’s departure will be amicable, without any parting shots, because he doesn’t believe in taking them.

The last smack down of vermin to bring this much joy to the masses was that of Richard Spencer.