I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Oh I’m aware of the painful grammatical error necessary to make the joke work. Less booze or fewer boos. Gotta pick one...

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

This last year of sports also saw the MLS Cup final go to penalties. What a year.

As a DM for the past 15 years, I’m in the unique position of feeling like I have a small part in all the fun, crazy, one-of-a-kind PC’s in my games.

Enes, you’re supposed to punch Nazis, not seats.

Is it a single, unstoppable, murderous car roaming the planet? Or a planet-sized space car that hits Earth? In that case we’re back to #2 or #1 Or do all cars rise up against their owners and run us down?

THIS GUY AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM A RANGER WITH A +3 MAGIC BOW BECAUSE HE’S IN THE FROZEN NORTH SLAYING GIANTS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE

THAT GAME I CALL IT THE TUNA INDUSTRY PRE-1990 BECAUSE DOLPHINS WERE CRUELLY BEING TORN TO SHREDS.

The score is still Q to 12.

This is doubly surprising. It being Cleveland, I fully expected rivers to be on fire.

Nice.

Nice.

When NFL star Sean Taylor was killed in a home invasion.

I can’t wait to hear Michael “He had it coming” Wilbon’s take on this.

It will be an instant buy for me if they can include a random scenario generator like we had in Sid Meier’s Gettysburg. Even better, get some random terrain going with it too. Endless replayability after the campaign is completed!

I’ve got to recommend Funemployed. If your group can handle light role-playing, it’s CAH, only actually funny and clever.

Couldn’t keep his headbut I’m sure he’ll come through it.

I look forward to all the Grassy Knob conspiracies as to who threw it.

I look forward to all the conspiracy theories as to who threw it: the Grassy Knob.