We at least know Cutler’s departure will be amicable, without any parting shots, because he doesn’t believe in taking them.

The last smack down of vermin to bring this much joy to the masses was that of Richard Spencer.

My humble contribution.

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

My friends and I keep track of all our board game sessions and outcomes on Rankade. It also calculates our rating, similar to ELO or MMR, so we can trash talk in the general board gaming meta too. Record go back at least a year.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Oh I’m aware of the painful grammatical error necessary to make the joke work. Less booze or fewer boos. Gotta pick one...

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

This last year of sports also saw the MLS Cup final go to penalties. What a year.

As a DM for the past 15 years, I’m in the unique position of feeling like I have a small part in all the fun, crazy, one-of-a-kind PC’s in my games.

Definitely hype man. “Oh shit! You got Earl mad! Ain’t nobody make it out of the ocean when Earl gets mad!”

Enes, you’re supposed to punch Nazis, not seats.

Is it a single, unstoppable, murderous car roaming the planet? Or a planet-sized space car that hits Earth? In that case we’re back to #2 or #1 Or do all cars rise up against their owners and run us down?

How about the Temerraire series? Haven’t heard anything on that in quite a while. Maybe it was more theoretical than real.

NERRRRRRRRDS!

THIS GUY AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM A RANGER WITH A +3 MAGIC BOW BECAUSE HE’S IN THE FROZEN NORTH SLAYING GIANTS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE

THAT GAME I CALL IT THE TUNA INDUSTRY PRE-1990 BECAUSE DOLPHINS WERE CRUELLY BEING TORN TO SHREDS.

The score is still Q to 12.

Probably like a lot of discoveries: by accident. “Hey, those logs that have been sitting in the water for a few months sure have their bark all separating from itself. We already make rope out of bark but it’s a pain in the ass to...wait a second.”

This is doubly surprising. It being Cleveland, I fully expected rivers to be on fire.