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And all the pollution from California has blown up here and it gives us nasty acid rain. Just, constant acid rain, you can hardly go outside. And when you do you have to drive on nothing but two winding lane roads cluttered with weird, Duck Dynasty looking serial killer hijackers. Stay away. Faaaarrrr away.

No, no, you see. It’s a problem because she’s a girl and has cooties. If it’s a dude? Badass!

Nice.

Nice.

Shit, I forgot one.

That’s like saying, “Fuck it. Everybody knows how to play Monopoly, why bother creating anything else?”

I’ll do 20, in no particular order:

Ignoring your “welp, rape is bad but what ya gonna do?” reply, my main gripe is CAH just actually sucks as a game. So many better party games out there people could enjoy, but this one’s popular, so...

And one of its creators is an accused rapist.

Yeah, but does the game still suck? Oh it does? And the creator is an accused rapist?

Must have missed the part where being accused of rape was fantabulous.

When NFL star Sean Taylor was killed in a home invasion.

I can’t wait to hear Michael “He had it coming” Wilbon’s take on this.

It will be an instant buy for me if they can include a random scenario generator like we had in Sid Meier’s Gettysburg. Even better, get some random terrain going with it too. Endless replayability after the campaign is completed!

I’ve got to recommend Funemployed. If your group can handle light role-playing, it’s CAH, only actually funny and clever.

Couldn’t keep his headbut I’m sure he’ll come through it.

I look forward to all the Grassy Knob conspiracies as to who threw it.

I look forward to all the conspiracy theories as to who threw it: the Grassy Knob.

Making it two days in a row we’ve watched Bears’ backs get easily rubbed off.

Touchdown Seahawks