I have it on good authority that Donald Trump once gave a horse a hand job. Sue me, asshole.

He’s said he prefers the Americanized pronunciation of “Poo-li-sick.”

Either that or Florida has had enough of being the butt of so many jokes.

3 & 4

You’re additionally not allowed to run in camp. You can only ran because it’s past tents.

Honestly, I’m more interested in how I can earn straight cash playing D&D.

Holy crap. I’ve been putting off getting GTA V. This might tip the scales next time it’s on sale on Steam.

Haven’t seen so much hullabaloo made about a Roman getting removed from his position since that one guy got stabbed.

Ha, the “staff” member referring users to their Terms of Service so they can’t get a refund is hilarious.

He had no problem getting up and off his feet to lay a headshot on Cam Newton though.

That first interception was all Cincinnati Zoo. A simian getting picked off at close range.

I’m 33 and apparently on death’s door.

Ctrl Alt-right Del

For a couple days maybe, but not 20.

Show me another national park that lets you do this.

Raft the 200+ miles of the Grand Canyon for 20 days and it will move to your #1. This makes me sound like an asshole, I am aware.

He won’t be a key USMNT player until Klinsmann unlocks his true potential and starts him at his natural keeper position.

Did the Chargers do their homework this time? Are they sure Bosa isn’t a figment of some agent’s imagination?

So a fish sandwich then, problem solved!

Can’t blame Rams players for not believing in dinosaurs, unicorns,, Sasquatch, the playoffs, and other things they’ve never seen.