Fuck de Jong, doubly. Once for cutting down Nagbe, and again for doing it 3 days before the Timbers game I’m going to so I can’t see him play.

I’m with Billy, why bother watching the USMNT when there are so many better countries out there to support?

I’m guessing these guys were just really drunk. At least that’s the excuse I give when I can’t finish despite a massive boner.

And so RG3 leaves Washington, headed to the Factory of Sadness along a trail of tears.

Bill O’Brien: Brock, welcome to Houston! Let’s take a helicopter tour so you can get a sense of our great city!

Sadly, I think the only place you can see foxes stay on top is a filthy convention center in Las Vegas.

She must be a fan of Peyton Manning. That’s his patented “unwanted stick in the face of a college girl” maneuver.

I suspect lawyers had a hand in this, because JPP certainly didn’t.

Helluva heelight.

That 4th quarter definitely made it clear it was a Barnes burner.

I’m glad you don’t have a picture of a swollen testi. Seeing Trump’s face everyday is enough.

Who’s game of Football Manager are we stuck inside?

Wait, so it wasn’t the black kids themselves he was throwing down?

#BongRipCity

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

From now on I’ll make it a point to keep drill bits away from my bits that drill.

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

Macemen, forWARD!

They go through all that trouble of calculations and simulation, and then they restrain the dummy’s body when doing the actual demonstration, ignoring the fact that anyone getting punched isn’t tied to the ground? Geez, guys.

With that smiley face blocking it out, are we sure this isn’t Tyrod Taylor forcing it into a tight area?