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In 7th grade, I lived in a small rural town in California without a whole lot to do. One piece of entertainment I did enjoy was my model rocket set. Now this particular summer, it had been put away because our fields and the surrounding areas were tinder dry fire hazards.

That’s half the joke...it’s John Gruden sayi...it’s...never mind. The rest of the internet knows.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Cleveland is the England of American football.

Blake Bortles bungles barrier blatantly.

I didn’t like Zarya at first, but once I got a dedicated(ish) healer, I found that she’s an absolute menace. Pop out, soak with shields, amp your damage, harass, dodge back to safety. Pop out, repeat, until you eventually are doing so much amped damage you can just face rush people and they melt in seconds.

I’d report you both to the Ministry of Horrible Puns, but I don’t want to be a snitch.

Arrrghh, not for me. Site getting pounded as you’d expect.

I also see three new heroes we’ve seen nothing of. The Zero-looking ninja guy on the far left, the winter geared girl on the left, and the giant pink robot girl in the middle.

A little misleading, as the “extra heroes” in the Origins Edition is a single hero in Heroes of the Storm. No Overwatch heroes are gated off.

Except it’s not. Pre-order is up for $40, or $60 for the Origins Edition with extra goodies.

Beergh, God of Flags, Lord of Penalties, is a fickle master.

Was that...was that really Rutger Hauer doing the voiceover? Starting with “I’ve seen things...” and ending with “...you wouldn’t believe.” That’s fantastic.

With that accuracy rate, we know it’s not Jay Cutler throwing to that bear.

Almost entirely CG stand-ins? If we’re talking the first Lord of the Rings trilogy, then, uh no. They went through some painstaking effort to make amazing props and costumes.

Great, now Raiders fans will try and carry Occam’s Razors into each game.

Huh? I didn’t see any cats in this video.

They strike me as an incredibly tragic and sad pair rather than terrifying, especially with that music.