Why, because tips are pointless?

I couldn't give a fuck about tips, especially when I have only just enough for food or beer, I'm just not going to feel bad or wrong and skip dinner because of what you agreed to be paid by your boss. Counting on completely random & sporadic donations as an income is just dumb (nor is it my obligation or…

" they belong in a special level of hell where they have to spend eternity watching Mind of Mencia reruns"

That's it, I'm boycotting Kitchenette. This is over the line. No one deserves that.

This is such a stupid post that it is just pure bullshit; I've been hired before because I was wearing hunter green! Seriously, I was fairly underqualified for one job I applied for but landed it, in shock I asked "Really?! I GOT IT???" and the HR dude basically said yes, in such a nonchalant way that it was because I…

So a link to grindr profile not a good addition to resume?

Surprise Surprise, anyone who labels themselves willingly as activists are more likely to be perceived whistleblowers which companies don't want and they're afraid said individuals would be more likely to act like unionists.

"Why would I set myself up like that?"

If you're applying for a mainstream corporate job, why would you list any sort of activism on your résumé? No matter what it is, it seems like an unnecessary risk.

Identical except Jennifer had more experience and a higher skill set? What? That's not identical at all.

GAHHHHHHH!!!

And then she was with Jay Z. And then Damon Dash. And then she died.

By focusing in on other holes?

So, being jackoffs turns out to be good American foreign policy for once.

Haha, Filthy Brits are literally on our jocks now. Business as usual

Ha ha ha ha, lololololololol

Or... use condoms? They're pretty cheap.

I'm pretty sure it's filled with a heady mix of 60/40 hype and drug panic. Puff it, and get locked inside your mind in a hotel room in Denver. You'll think you're dead, but what's even worse is... you're a hack columnist. Terrifying.