Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

Good. Another nail in the coffin for the "common wisdom" that female-led media doesn't sell.

Pfft, I've been shortsighted for 32 years now, and you're telling me I suddenly have to contend with a bunch of bandwagon jumpers? Right, that's it, I quit. It's just not cool anymore

Cinderella 2: Red Wedding.....

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

[Redacted] Durden

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I LOVED David Cordingly's "Seafaring Women." If you have overlapping interests in nautical history and feminism, it's an awesome read. It goes much deeper than Anne Bonny and Mary Reade.

I can use semaphore flags, and at one point I could use morse code (slowly, but I could do it. Forgot almost all of it by now though). Both of those are already gone, for all practical purposes.

How about I research how far my foot can go up his ass? What a fucking douchenugget. Releasing usernames and passwords is incredibly douchey but to then say "ITS FOR RESEARCH!", go fuck yourself you pretentious little cunt.

What a coinky-dink... The Saint just aired on HBO.

I remember being freaked out by this movie, particularly the "walls being made of people" aspect. Another thing that's really freaky about Kuruku is the way his fingers end in flat circles, as you can see in the gif in the article. As if the whole thing wasn't disturbing enough.

LOL U SAD BRO?

I'm probably in the minority here, but I find this type of thing to be kinda fucked up.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Completely agree. "Don't say he's the best, don't even go there!....he just won his 4th SB and here are numbers that arguably make him the best"

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.