So only 600 of the guests get cupcakes??

Your Server was Robbed

I'm all right with Pizza. Seems like legitimate contrition.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.

"In these turbulent times, it's nice to know that athletes are the no matter what country's they're from."

think i'd fuck up a capybara

That's Lester

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

I thought about this. However, devil's advocate, I will say that it's probably difficult to say no to the President of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences when you work in television.

I was doing okay until I saw Evan Rachel Woods' tweet that just said "Genie, you're free" and then I fucking lost it.

Whoa - wait. There's a Johnny Knoxville sex tape?!?!

#NotAllMarsupials

"Taking a closer look at the data, we find that women's choices—college major, occupation, hours at work—do account for part of the pay gap. But about one-third of the gap remains unexplained, suggesting that bias and discrimination are still problems in the workplace." (source: http://www.aauw.org/research/gradu…)

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Have you checked to see if you've recently become older?

Night school. GED. etc.

Seriously though, why is he allowed on school property? Why is he allowed at a place that teen girls are known to congregate?

his whole town supports him. That town is the most worthless and vile town in all of america