Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

You left off one: just about every American micro-brewer's IPA. The typical IPA brewed in this country is loaded with hoppy bitterness overkill to hide the fact that there's absolutely no other flavor in the beer. It's like the Starbuck's French Roast of beer.

If we did, we'd be real writers instead of marketing/PR/advertising people who traded writing credit for good credit ratings based on our corporate salaries.

I like that LeBron apologizes in infographic form.

It's not too bad for a mugshot. Sadly I have already give this too much thought.

"This just seems like an awful decision. Just thinking about it makes me cringe. Though, I guess either way it'll be quite the spectacle. Fuck it, let's do this."

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

Sick of this crap.

duh. benghazi/2nd shooter

I'm I'm Johnny Manziel and I read this, I spend the next day trying to accomplish as many of the items as possible.

I assume he goes to the same Canadian Men's Wearhouse as Don Cherry.

If there's one thing that's lacking from American sports uniforms it's most certainly a jumbled collage of unrelated multicolored logos.

No snark at all...she is just cute as a button.

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

And then got himself booked again to miss Spain. Oy.

Commenting on this seems like low hanging fruit. Or maybe average. I don't even know anymore.

And women can't go shirtless without someone shitting themselves, but this is okay.

I always wished there was a magazine that was about cheap fashion. "How to find goodwill gold" "altering clothes you already have" "best stuff we found at forever 21" etc etc

"Yeah, and?" -Gwyneth Paltrow