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I was at a showing of Fantastic Mr. Fox at which a child of about 8 stood up, turned around, and screamed at everyone else in the theater, “this movie is not funny.” That made my day.

Dear NBC Executives:

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

Screw dat elf whench,Strider should’ve married the Shieldmaiden and unite both kingdoms. They’d be the first battling royal couple.

I’ll one up Worf and Troi with Odo and Kira. There was nothing necessary about that relationship. I never minded Odo’s crush on her, but they shouldn’t have actually gotten together.

The Doctor and EVERYONE.

The Doctor and Rose. Even if it’s at the very end, and with a half human/half Time Lord Doctor, he should never get with any of his companions.

Fuck that! Fire Cumberbatch and make her Dr. Strange! That’s how amazing she is!

Statler: Well that was different!

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

My reaction to this list:

Other characters who got motorcycle toys:

Toy companies don’t believe boys will buy action figures of girls.

They’re just trolling us at this point, right?

Not even on the packaging.

“Yeah, I had an embryonic twin embedded in my brain.”

Han Dangle - genius

I cry regularly because we didn't get a second season of Eccleston's Doctor.