Dear NBC Executives:

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

Statler: Well that was different!

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

My reaction to this list:

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

[Redacted] Durden

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

LOL U SAD BRO?

I'm probably in the minority here, but I find this type of thing to be kinda fucked up.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Fact. I'm not saying it's hard as a fan to win all the time, but it's tough to do it when every single thing is under a microscope, and when every loss comes with people saying you can't do it without cheating. This was the best of the four for me.

Completely agree. "Don't say he's the best, don't even go there!....he just won his 4th SB and here are numbers that arguably make him the best"

This is basically the right attitude. Yes, they likely cheated. Yes, every other team is also looking for edges and skirting the rulebook (see Seattle's PED corps, or New Orleans's bounty system, or, yes, the Patriots' hidden cameras). Yes, sometimes people get caught. Yes, Bill Belichik is a gigantic asshole which…

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.