I feel like this guy would be a J-Law BF truther.
The like, how does he feel about J-Law's longtime bf then? She's got him on a leash that he's trying to break free from 'cause of her hair?
Time is a flat circle, Tim.
This was a good one:
Khali is a sloth bear, not a sloth.
As a hockey-watching Trekkie atheist comic-reading ex-9/11-truther from Boston, I just have to say...
Killing an intern and covering-up (multiple) rapes doesn't help as well.
Adults start teaching victim blaming to 11 year olds. Rape culture is not real ya'll!
The only solution is a return to school uniforms. Sexy, sexy school uniforms.
Fucking Dave Matthews Band fans. WE GET IT, YOU ENJOYED LIFE IN THE NINETIES MORE THAN YOU DO NOW.
Wait until the Christian Conservatives meet up with the Abortion Absolutists. That's basically an intersquad scrimmage.
Creationists.
This bracket is the lone time in history anyone will be correct in using "Men's Rights Activist" and "short end of the stick" within the same sentence.
"All my friends that have been accused of rape say they didn't do it, so clearly bitches be lying."
Youtube commenters
Meh, people who have to work garblegarble Jezebel into their comments on Gawker/Deadspin/Kotaku/&c. posts might as well be saying FIRST! Shit got old about 4 years ago.
Really? Libertarians are literally people saying, that the reason, they aren't the greatest thing since fried cheese, is because everybody else is holding them back. They are the definition of whiny bitches in my book.
Similarly, Men's Rights Activists could've been the Cinderella Story of this bracket, but they're up against an elite top seed in Christian Conservatives. MRAs are shitty, but they're not actively ruining America-level shitty.
Many hockey fans are very defensive about the sport and all that, but honestly, before opening this up, I thought "man, crossfit people are going to win". I've never met a crossfitter who hasn't brought up crossfit. One of my prof's in college was the football team's defensive coordinator, strength/conditioning coach,…