"Now I'm not saying fighting in hockey is okay, but it's totally clickbait material."

There it is. It may not be the perfect joke, but we got it out of the way and we don't need any more.

I'm a hockey fan, but this is pretty spot on. For every Rich Peverley, there's a Claude Lemieux.

C'mon Barry. I think we can all agree that when it comes to toughness, hockey players like Clint Malarchuk are definitely a cut above the rest. Guys like Kevin Ware really don't have a leg to stand on here.

I'm sure the reason the name Henny Youngman sprang to his mind instead of, say, Jackie Mabley has nothing to do with the erasure of women (especially women of color) from pretty much every endeavor with the possible exception of birthing babies.

"For every one of those women, there's a Louis C.K. and a Henny Youngman and all those – "

He lists Joe Paterno as an "inspirational person" on Facebook.

HOLY FUCK THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH

THE GREYS!!!!!!!!!

I have this video bookmarked.

LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

Best. Headline. Ever.

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

This is a mother fucking troll job of the highest order. Why not put Jagged Metal Krusty-Os on the list? Or maybe one of those bagged Malt-O-Meal knockoffs? Or Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs? Ranking Grape Nuts 18 spots above Cinnamon Toast Crunch invalidates your list. Ranking Grape Nuts even one spot above a…

Nobody likes a talking hat.

As a Canadian, I say that Quick deserves FAR more credit in that game than Price does.

I wish there was an easy way to explain American politics to Special Dark voters.

So four kept on going but everyone wants to obsess over the one that stopped functioning.

Just like the far right to never change.