Can we please applaud 3 News for being the kind of program that does good and helps society? These boys and the police are in hot water because of their investigation. More of this please.

I think you're looking at Bar-noculars, this seriously is a product that is sold. You screw off the eye things, pour in booze, then screw them back on. A fun, stealthy flask, if you will. Quite excellent for this weekend's 8:00 PM Notre Dame football game in freezing cold Pittsburgh, if you're lucky enough to be…

He was the cab driver they met, right? He can't still be doing this bit, right?

You know, I get the fur hat, and the neck tattoo, and the locket, and the fuzzy vest, and the spikes, and the mascara, and the black fingernail polish. All that stuff makes perfect sense. But what's the deal with the binoculars?

Too late?

I hate that man so much

We talking Warcraft/Diablo paladins or D&D paladins? Because you either have very low standards or pretty high standards depending on your answer. /nerd

I won't be convinced until we weigh her next to a duck. She's gotta be frontin'.

I only date paladins of level 13 or higher

Free falcons to the first 50 subscribers.

Too late — unless you're Zachary Levi.

It could seriously be a precious-off between Hiddleston and Fillion.

Maybe not at this affair but we'll always have:

Changing my name from Lateef to Tyrone McBlackerson in protest.

This is hard, it's a job, we don't do this shit for pleasure.

Take it away, Tommy.

I wonder where they got that idea?

You have no idea how disappointed I was as a kid when I first got my hands on Turkish delight. C.S. Lewis went on so much about how it was awesome enough to make a kid sell his soul...and it turns out it's nothing more than powdered Jell-o cubes. I was crushed.

I assume "no fatties" is implied, yes?