Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

Callie, I know you that that the Blonds are supposed to be George Michael and Madonna. I know you do. I see you.

Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

LITtra-ly.

You know you're in trouble when Prince Philip thinks you're daft.

Dude. Virgin America is awesome in nearly every way. Black lights and online chat features in the plane. And free music!

Oh no! Kristen Bell isn't gonna get anything done!

... what the hell is wrong with people?! Seriously, I'm a guy, and if these guys think colleges are stacked "against the male" and "handcuff the male", they're seriously delusional.

By all means dude, don't trust women enough to have sex with them when they are passed out drunk. Don't trust them!!!!

College was SO misogynistic. I don't have a single female friend that disagrees with me on this; in fact, two of my closest female friends were raped as students. There is something about campus culture that brings out the worse in college-aged boys and creates the expectation that the female students should just…

We all need friends like you.

In my freshman year of college, my best friend (who was and is absolutely gorgeous) came over to my dorm room and we were drinking heavily and doing what college girls do — watching Simpsons reruns and playing video games between drinks. She put down way more than I did and got extremely drunk, so I set my…

Agree, but Sea Bass at 0:47 made up for Jack.

I would say jack was a 2 out of 10 on the crazy scale....pretty subdued for him.

This headline is how i feel every time jezebel writes another Miley story.

I'll just share this quick story with y'all; I have a light skinned cousin who had a child with a white man, and the baby ended up looking "white." As she was trying to leave the hospital with her newborn child, a nurse accused her of trying to steal the baby, took the baby away from her and called the police. The…

Jesus, Mississippi thinks these guys should tone it down.

The gif reminds me of Pandemic 2...