Hey yo! I grew up in Wasilla and feel your pain. My grandma, who still lives up there, says, "Tell them we aren't like that!!"

I'm shipping Bar Rafaeli and Cletus right now.

The rage from being refused some Cumberlovin' from my favorite magazine can only be expressed thru the powerful medium of gifs.

Hey, Susan, you know what's more offensive that fathering multiple children? KILLING A TWO-YEAR-OLD.

Damn right. This is baseball. No fun allowed. Sit there and keep score, asshole.

Warren Zevon, he of the brilliant satirical songwriting, was depressingly on the mark when he wrote "Excitable Boy," it turns out. Y'all weren't supposed to used that shit as a fucking instruction manual.

I understand and recognize that it takes a special kind of asshole to drug and rape a girl, particularly one so young, and if I'm going to keep reading the news, apparently I need to come to terms with that.

What in the everlovingmotherofgodfuckinghell is up with dumping semi-conscious or completely unconscious rape…

Hoo boy, we've got ourselves some nasty trolls on here today! Remember to make them STARVE!

Ex-fucking-cuse you?

Could someone on Jezebel do a post on the fundraiser someone on Gawker started for this young woman? It seriously needs a signal boost.

There are times when I feel ethically questionable about supporting Anonymous.

the boondock saints is THE shit, you mean.

and the notebook sucks :/

just look at baby Norman's O'face. so cute.

...as it proves that Torii Hunter's tumble over the outfield wall is hilarious from any distance or angle.

Oh god, "Jerk It Out" by Caesars just started playing on Pandora.

And now I want to see Stanley Kubrick's Rosemary's Baby.

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I had to be smart or pretty. They couldn't possibly exist within the same human being.

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I could be right or I could be well-liked. I could be strong or I could be lovable. That if I wanted to date, I couldn't want a career. (And the GroupThinkers…

I seriously can't with the Emma Roberts comments. Anyone who doesn't believe that a rape culture exists is stupid/delusional.

Y'all. He is my best friend's neighbor. She sees him on the bus, and he's either wearing this shirt or a pirate shirt and a medallion.

GOD, NO! And don't insult my boyfriend** Dave Grohl.