This is my favorite fake fight:

Remember mixtapes? It's kind of like that. You can record your favorite songs/cumshots and keep them all in the same place. Much like the VHS "BONERJAMZ" featured in "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

There's a football connection here, too. The judge(G. Todd Baugh) is the son of NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback "Slinging Sammy" Baugh.

"as much in control of the situation" as Rambold. Furthermore: she seemed "older than her chronological age."

That's Nevada, I know I'm dumb.

Is there any logical explanation for her popularity in Utah? Just one woman for all porn? It's not doing any favors to the normal people of Utah, of which I have heard rumors.

I've never seen them in a motion-based medium. It that an intentional "look" for their hair or are they always photographed in wind tunnels?

I loves me some Charlie Hunnam. I haven't read the books, but I understand that the guy is kind of a MANicure type. Please don't clean the Charlie. Long live dirty Charlie!

Why would a guy named Bronco ever consider changing a name?

I'm eating raw kale right now. 1: you get used to it. 2. Ginger dressing, like from a sushi restaurant. Make everything taste like awesome.

I clicked the star because I agree, this is not a booty-star.

I just looked at my pokes, ALL gay men. For a lady, I've got pretty high T.

I can never thank you enough for transcribing the monologue about how horrible it is to have a job. You failed to mention that she was dressed like a suburban empty-nester going to the beach.

Yale, feel free to consider this comment a written reprimand. Take a moment to count the shits you give.

There is no White Panther party to put a bounty on the lives of those who murdered me.

Secret Brown: I'm brown, you know that right?

What happens if the moms or the coal miners or the jet propulsion engineers win this debate?

Everybody let me know where I can pick these leftovers up. I will gladly eat them or distribute them.

Is Hubs trying to go as Patrick Bateman but not call himself Patrick Bateman? If so, he can introduce himself as Timothy Price; Paul Allen; Craig McDermott; Luis Carruthers and Marcus Halberstram as well as extract himself from conversations by claiming he has some videos to return.

Goodnight, sweet windsock, you will twirl on in my heart and on my spinster aunts porch.