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In the scene where the girls are being home-schooled on The Secret, no one puts "an actual education" on their vision boards. Odd . . .

They keep calling my job, asking for an office manager who retired in the late 90's and passed away five years ago. They truly do not lose a phone number.

It was on the soundtrack to "Go", which also feature the ultra-catchy "Steal my Sunshine" by Len.

Despite the vintage-y feel of the commercial, it actually occurs in the Fast Franchise between the second and fourth movies in the release spot occupied by Tokyo Drift (which occurs in an undefined future).

Can there be a follow-up debate with Lindy, Jim and Kamau based on these reactions? Kamau says that this is the beginning of this conversation, I'd be interested in reactions to the continuation.

When I was a child, Tom Hanks taught me what a Donkey Show was.

I'm surprised by how long I've loved that commercial.

And the Punk Prize goes too . . . whoever said "Let's just put 'Punk Gala' on an invitation and see WTF shows up."

It's not very James Bond of him to measure his own worth in James Bonds.

I'm more in favor of cleanses that still involve solid foods and soups. A cleanse can be as simple as a green juice for breakfast and mid-morning snack, beet salad and sweet potato soup for lunch, quinoa & broccoli with a serving of salmon for dinner and a slice of raw pumpkin pie for dessert. Throw in a few lightly

I don't work there anymore. It's low-paying and high stress. There's also a strange disconnect between the idea of calories as an until of energy. Calories are considered evil fat-making demons, not fuel which is more accurate.

The length of this hand is 1/8" longer than the length of the waist. It upsets me that I checked.

Stories from the juice bar:

A blender makes the bits only a little smaller that chewing very well. Once the bits are processed through your system, chewed bits and blended bits are about the same size. Mild benefit over strained juice, not much different than chewing.

In story #3, I'm guessing the "best" in "best" friend does not refer to the quality of the friendship. She's not the "best". She's the worst.

Don't mind if I do!

$155,655.00 can buy a lot of things I don't want a stupid person to own. I hope whoever bought this enjoys his or her unattractive and heavily overpriced T-shirt.

To relieve burning sensation, apply palm to face.

His replacement liver is going to cost the customers $0.0000176 more per pizza.

I HATE it when people say you don't belong anywhere if you're mixed. I went to college with a guy who lectured me on why he didn't date outside his race "because the kids wouldn't have an identity". Why was this guy telling me I have no identity?