At least there was no danger of Lamar rolling out of bed.

With the amount of herbal Viagra he had at least he won't roll out of bed.

Sometimes he only hurts himself

Iran are just 2 years away from having an atomic bomb. I know this because Israel have been saying so for the last 20 years.

I saw this in Facebook today. The poster urged everyone to save the video as Facebook kept removing it.

Turning circle of an oil tanker.

Sometimes they need help getting on the pitch

If you’re out with hunt avoid nightclubs

It's bad luck for them that they were born in America. Over here in Britain all it takes is famous parents to guarantee an easy life of privelaged twattery. Can't be bothered pointing out examples, there's too many.

Ha ha!

This fan made reconstruction cracks me up

Punched through the neck with a spike? Why would dirty water punch you through the neck with a spike?

I vaguely recollect that but I remeber this. Same sort of thing. Ball kicked out on purpose to treat an injury, when play restarts you throw it back to the opposition. But these 2 didn’t follow the script. They replayed the game because of the unfairness

Is Montya still in nascar? Just asking so I can post this

I agree James. Best part of the whole story is the fact that the team that willingly let the other team score and went 1 goal down went on to win the game. That's an honourable victory.

Similar to this act of sportsmanship from a few years back: Leicester v Nottingham Forest

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Hi Rob! *waves*

My advice to anyone on a soylent diet is don't fart unless you're on a toilet.

Bill Cosby’s wife is fab. Future Amber Rose.