No wonder. He’s a cock

Yes! And while we’re at it let’s see Tom Hiddlestone play Shaft.

Nothing says “professional” more than ending an email with a smiley face.

Already been done

Out of season drug tests in Jamaica are very thorough. Twice a year an official will call the athlete being tested, and ask if they are taking drugs. If they say no, they’re free to go.

He puts it on with a boomerang.

Even though I’m only looking at him on a screen, that fat cunt still makes my ears pop due to the huge change in air pressure he brings.

Wut + 1

My employer has one of these as it’s pool car. I’ve driven about 900 miles in it. I love it. Solid, intuitive controls & adaptive cruise control that’s so good you end up being addicted to it.

Greeeeeen.

He looks like a dirty wizard.

Jokes on them. All his clothes will fall apart after 3 washes.

Tell that to Whitman, Price and Hadad.

Damn! That’s another half of Bill Burr’s podcast going to be ruined.

Seems reasonable. Better than getting the cops involved and people having their lives ruined.

She does have good hair though, as does Beyoncé (depending on which shop she bought it from).

Taking a charge doesn't constitute playing defence? Where the outcome can be an offensive foul & a turnover. Right-o buddy!

Lotus stands for: lots of trouble, usually serious.

Hear hear!