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Bad Santa

I was drunk when I wrote that.

They could be stopped by an efficient zone defense. Alas, that kind of European witchcraft is far too difficult for NBA players to envisage.

An IT help request ending with “I’m on a Mac” - You don’t see that everyday.

That is rubbish.

Agreed.

She is so fucking rubbish.

Jenny Johnson is easily the most unfunny person who thinks they're funny on all of twitter. She's a chinpipe.

Previously on The Walking Dead...

Funniest line ever!

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Got a huge field goal to take? Fill the ball with helium. Looks at the yardage!

It's at 1min 40, damn my skills.

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This happened during USA VS Iran (France 98) - I've started the vid at the right moment but it's atrocious

Maybe he's a bit simple.

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Us Brits LOVE getting militant over parking issues

There's no need to sign your posts.

I think he hopped.

If Blake Griffin was born 200 years ago he wouldn't be trusted to milk a cow.