I've taken into account all factors and have come to the conclusion that the accident was caused by a lead foot.

I can't say I have.

Ever seen an Israeli dunk?

Or the face of Will.I.Am

David Stern would fit well in Chinese politics. Head of an undemocratic regime, corrupt, short and totally fucking rubbish.

Did you not get the memo? Let me fix the title for you: Do You Sit Or Stand To Wipe At Thanksgiving?

I'd have a Koeneosngigggnegg instead.

Call the cops, it's the same Mexicans from that tailgate party video.

Lebron is a phenomenon. The 1st player in the NBA to invent the 4th step.

I like it when foreign commentators switch to English to make their point

I had a MK2 golf cl followed by a MK2 8v GTI - Loved them both. But they both started overheating towards the end, no mechanic could fix it.

My 1st car (I live in the UK) was a 1979 Datsun Sunny like this:

Do you know what FIAT stands for?

Couldn't agree more. He shouldn't be telling you how to use your first amendment rights. Who does he think he is? Vladamir Putin? A walking talking Stephen Hawking? NO HE ISN'T!! Instead of sermonizing like the Pope on a balcony he should be showing you where to find a dictionary, or at least show you a picture of…

"These rules are very close to the rules of basketball"

Shatner's Basoon

Thanks Columbo.

I'd say the entire big races in top gear UK are fake. Otherwise they'd have to do the race with crew after crew of cameras along the route. With your way they'd have to do the race twice. Nah.

It's not really a race is it? Unless the car in front of them is actually invisible. One minute they're getting filmed by it then the shot goes wide & it's gone.

I wouldn't let her anywhere near a laboratory.