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Here's the extended version of his boat fall. It's clouseauesque.

Great comment. Couldn't agree more!

I'm imagining that sentence as said by comic book guy.

You missed one

I was always ambivalent about Phil Collins until I heard he divorced his wife via fax.

*nods sagely*

It's bicycle speedway. Thrill a minute!

Rony Seikaly or Manute Bol. Dream team right there.

I heard a tune and posted it on twitter. The guy who made it found it, followed me then DM'd me this:

Jesus, Mercer had some chin on him.

"It’s good to see the World Cup migrating away from Europe and into developing countries." - No it's not. Europe pays the wages of most players involved in world cups. We shouldn't have to go to the ends of the earth to see it every 4 years.

I have an Andrew Bynum one. It cost a fortune & broke after 20 minutes.

We have an office smart car at work. Had to borrow it to buy some flatpack boxes with a colleague last week. They wouldn't fit in the car. I drove back while he walked back with them balanced on his head. The people who saw us trying to fit them in the car are probably still laughing now.

No mention of Magnus Volk's "Daddy Long Legs?" - Not satisfied with inventing the worlds 1st electric railway here in Brighton (UK) Volk made an electric vehicle that ran on tracks SUBMERGED UNDER THE SEA.

My dad is Scottish. They pronounce it Pew Joe.

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There's a precedent for this in the UK. A pro goalkeeper tutoring a young lad vs a pro striker who gives it with both barrels and revels in scoring all over him. It's summed up by the last line said by the goalkeeper tutor: "Well done, he's 13"

Good god! That make me laugh :)

Could be worse

Ha! Thanks for your graciousness in the face of my unnecessary pedantry :)