Nope! Voted for Hillary in the primary too.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Did you have a brain hemorrhage as well?

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov! 

The walrus was Paul, but he was also Saul, so the math still works.

SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS HILLARY CLINTON, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE JEWISH MAFIA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES, WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS

Trump can’t grow a beard

As a Jew, I’ve been wondering this whole election “when are the Jews going to get dragged into this?”

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

I was first exposed to Alex Jones years ago in the film Waking Life and I watched that movie over and over again, usually with the help of some type of hallucinate. I was mesmerized by his speech, thinking he “really got it.”